My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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