That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I had to cum in my sink.
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