the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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