Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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