Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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