You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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