we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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