I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
