me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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