im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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