check it out our google latitudes are spooning
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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