Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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