I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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