New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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