I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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