Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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