Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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