apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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