There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
