we have officially lost it.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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