What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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