if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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