I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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