It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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