He is an equal opportunity slut.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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