I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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