i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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