I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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