I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
