I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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