You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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