32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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