Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Small penises have feelings too.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize