I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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