I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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