Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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