she smelled like a LAN party
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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