that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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