is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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