Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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