Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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