why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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