when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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