scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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