This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I stole a fireplace last night.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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