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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

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  and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.

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  you better fuck at least one or both of them.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor

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  did you bang her?

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  seriously?

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• (+48): View more from Poland

  there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!

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• (716): View more from New York

  She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying

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  Send help

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