yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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