i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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