people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
this will be a night to untag.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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