Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
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I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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