You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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