C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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