i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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