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According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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