just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
